I was similarly afflicted the other day, minus the hunger part. Unfortunately, my idea was not quite so earth-shattering as the eggs-as-food thing (omelettes...mmmmmmmm). That's a once in a millennium discovery. No, instead I set about determining which animals best represented each day of the week. What can I say? I wrestle with complex issues on a daily basis and live life on a razor's edge.
Monday is a Honey Badger
|"What the fuck are you looking at?"|
Tuesday is a Tiger Shark
|Nom, Nom, Nom!|
Wednesday is a Hippopotamus
|Totally deserving of Jawsesque cello music|
Thursday is a Panda Bear
|"Get a little closer and you'll see how cute I am, bitches."|
Friday is a Penguin
|"It's the freakin' weekend, I'm about to have me some fun!"|
Saturday is a Dolphin
Saturdays: Active. Fun and frolic. Hang out with friends and catch up on the week. Good day for sex for fun.
I got a perfect score on the analogies section of the SAT. This is proof.
Sunday is a Koala Bear
|"My sleep number is Eucalyptus."|
So there's your week. I'm giving you pearls here. Have a careful Hippo Wednesday!